How To: Patchwerk (Heroic)
Tanknspank86 asked:
Strategy for the 25-man version of Patchwerk. Song is: “Laydown the Law” by Switches
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As soon as you take a step out, they all go back up, except HP.
Ive tanked this fight multiple times.
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no it reduced all stats by 90% = less damage A LOT less.
they stand in one before the fight to give low hp since healing only hits MT “dont use aoe” in no danger of getting higher hp to get hit by hatefuls
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if you cant beat this boss you are a fucktard.
Don’t Just Attract Him – Hypnotize Him!
If your tank gets hit 3 times in a row, (low avoidance) the dps will take a hit.
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With 3 tanks melee dps can ignore the slime as long as the tanks have decent hp (by decent i mean more than the melee lol)
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Your melee dps should be in the slime every few seconds.
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1 thing thats wrong here is that a hunter should pull him so the melee dps dont go into the slime
Get Your Ex Back!
lol thats true but i hate patches so kill him!
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lol…ok…well SORRY if i mentioned something that can save your ass on this fight.
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the dipping idea is when you have only 2 tanks… dont post misinformation
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no dont kill him he make the patchs work :(
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well, um, the DPs is supposed to be a neverending stream of damage so, yea!
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done this boss lots of times and and never seen people “dipping”… the amazing thing being the tanks always drop before the dps.
If the soaker and the off-soaker both are on low health after taking a HS each the next HS should go to the dps with the highest health, since we are not “dipping” several of them have 24-25k health easily, thus preventing the OTs from dying… agree? this never happens… on of the OT goes and HS starts popping dpsers one by one… same story every time its a wipe.
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yea… me on my warrior (30k hp as dps raid buffed) had to click off fort and step in the green shit every time I got over 18k or so. our hateful strike taker had 50k hp (damn droodz…) and he could take 2 w/0 heals, but if heals had that big a break, he would get say, 5k hp, and other melee get hit, the higher threat ones, IE hstrike spamming fury warriors. :(
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he knows that,he’s saying he loves bt and he wishes he could have done it back in bc-days
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im not sure but at the beggining the tanks get hit with some spells with the drums :P
Get Your Ex Back!
not true…
attacking the highest HP target in mele range (not mt)
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patchwerks in construct… O.o
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was it my imagination, or did some off the ranged dps hit patchy at the moments the drums sounded, again and again?
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there is no need for jumping in the slime… hateful strikes only affect the 2nd and 3rd on the aggro list, never the MT or the dps (as long as the OTs remain alive)
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what i mean is this is awsome video and i love his bt videos
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this is not bt…lulz its naxxramas
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hateful strike starts at like 5 seconds after the battle starts… so its never easy
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thanks… my guild could beat every quarter on heroic except for the plague quarter which i think is where patchwerk is.. we kept on dying so fast cuz of his hateful strikes…
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i love the black temple stuff its my favorite raid just wish i did it a 70 lol